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A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

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Ok, so we are familiar with Hipsters right? For those of you that don’t know what a Hipster is…the most identifiable look is the big thick black rimmed glasses. A lot of celebrities are doing it. Anyway, according to a new study, only 16 % of Americans have a favorable opinion of hipsters. Gah, Taylor Swift…must you ruin everything.

Someone decided that they just don’t have enough rocks in Belize.  A construction company tore down one of the largest pyramids that Mayans built more than 2 thousand years ago.  They say they needed to crush the rock for road fill on a highway  project. 

A movie theater caused some misery during the opening of Iron Man 3. Police responded to what they thought was an active shooter situation, but turned out to be a stunt.

A young transient stole a semi-truck was just trying to shake off the zombies he imagined were crawling all over the truck. The 19-year-old man, apparently under the influence of hallucinogens, thought zombies were chasing him and he was taking evasive action. At the wheel of a fully-loaded 18-wheeler on a heavily trafficked highway, he was driving a weapon of mass destruction.

Colin Fielder was revived after being clinically dead for 40 minutes. The reason for Fielder’s amazing recovery is an experimental combination of new techniques: the use of a new automated CPR machine, called the AutoPulse, and the use of a blood-oxygen machine.



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